Look for the girl in the faded blue Dodgers hat and she's gone...

Friday, October 30, 2009

A Long Time Ago, In a Glitter Covered Galaxy Far, Far Away....

Darth Adam reared his photoshopped head.

Now children, here's an example of photoshop gone wrong. When the person in the photo no longer resembles the proper gender when your finished, you've done too much. When I first saw this I thought, "Who's she?"

Then I realized that this was indeed Adam Lambert that I was unable to stop looking at. It was so amazingly tacky and terrible that I found myself transfixed by the weird that was before me. He looks like a reject from smurf land with that incredibly stupid looking blue hair, and to satisfy is fans (aka the sparklecows as they are known to some) he doesn't apear to be wearing a shirt. I honestly don't understand their obessesion with him, do they think they can turn him straight? And on the topic of mythical creatures...

So to all you unicorns out there, STEP IT UP! Adam is out glamming you! Show this David Bowie wannabe that you will not be outdone! Send him back to the glam tranny planet from which he came!!

And in other news, somewhere Debbie Gibson is cringing with disgust.

I now leave you with Patrick Kane, the incredibly adorable Right Wing for the Chicago Blackhawks,
For Your Entertainment.

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